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by NHS Medical secretaries
Greater Glasgow Scotland
1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with
only a 40
pound weight gain in the past three days.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states
she was very hot
in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better
and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better
and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly.
She also appears to be
depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: - Alive, but without my permission.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: - Alive, but without my permission.
10.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male,
mentally alert, but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in Casualty, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life
mentally alert, but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in Casualty, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life
until she got
a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care
for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he iscircus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
28. The patient was in his usual state of good health
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care
for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he iscircus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
28. The patient was in his usual state of good health
until his airplane ran
out of fuel and crashed.
29 She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs
29 She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs
went in separate directions
in early December.
30 Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith,
30 Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith,
who felt we should sit
on the abdomen and I agree.
31. The patient was to have a bowel resection.
31. The patient was to have a bowel resection.
However, he took a
job as a stock broker instead.
32. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped,
32. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped,
and he was feeling better.
33. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
33. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
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