Jokes

Dunn Elementary school.



The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school and the principal said, 

"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary."


The caller said, "Hi. I'm calling to let you know that Little Pauly won't be able to come to school all next week."



"What seems to be the problem with him?" asked the principal.



The caller said, "We are all going on a family vacation. I sure hope there is not a problem with that."



"I guess that would be fine," said the principal, "May I ask who is calling?"



"Sure. This is my father."

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Bonus:

Q: Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?


A: He's fully recovered!