here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was
' DON'T !'
'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.'
'Forbidden fruit ?
We have forbidden fruit?
'Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! '
' No Way! '
'Yes way ! '
'Do NOT eat the fruit ! '
'Because I am your Father
God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants...
A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break -
and He was ticked !
'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? ' God asked?
'Then why did you? '
asked the Father.
'I don't know,' said Eve.
'She started it! ' Adam said.
'Did not ! '
'Did too ! '
'DID NOT ! '
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you ?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !
Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your
nursing home one day !!!
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: