Saturday, June 23, 2018

Funny Bone Tickler

THESE FIT SO WELL 
THEY SHOULD BE 
IN A DICTIONARY 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    ADULT 
A person who has stopped growing 
at both ends - And is now growing
 in the middle.



BEAUTY PARLOUR 
A place where women curl up and dye. 



 
CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are 
born and after they are dead.



COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes 
and wastes hours.



DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.



EGOTIST
Someone who is usually 
me-deep in conversation.



HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.



INFLATION 
Cutting money in half 
without damaging the paper .



MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.



RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.



SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time.





SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.





TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.





TOMORROW
One of the greatest Labor 
saving devices of today.






YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed. 





WRINKLES
Something other people have - 
Similar to my character lines.

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