Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Signs of the Times - Funny






















(Hilarious) Tips From A Friend and More - Made My Day!!

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. 
Really just one big, round crouton covered 
with tomato sauce. And cheese. 
FINE - it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.

How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?
Me neither.

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this.

I love being over 50.  I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.

A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW! Right?

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

PS: Sunday, March 13, 2016 has begun Daylight Savings Time. Don't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds.

WING SUITER MEETS HIS MAKER


Tuesday, July 4, 2017

True Story of Thomsas Edison, His Mom and THE LETTER

A wonderful video was created about a letter sent home with Tomas Edison for his mom to read - here's the true story about this wonderful mom . . . from Snopes.com

Thomas Edison was famously homeschooled by his mother — a teacher by training. His troubles with the formal classroom setting, as well as his affection for his mother are well documented.


His early life is succinctly described in the National Park Service biography of Edison:Thomas Alva Edison was born on February 11, 1847 in Milan, Ohio; the seventh and last child of Samuel and Nancy Edison. When Edison was seven his family moved to Port Huron, Michigan. Edison lived here until he struck out on his own at the age of sixteen. Edison had very little formal education as a child, attending school only for a few months. He was taught reading, writing, and arithmetic by his mother, but was always a very curious child and taught himself much by reading on his own. This belief in self-improvement remained throughout his life.

According to a United States Library of Congress biography of Edison, there was indeed an incident in which he was labeled “addled” by a school administrator that led his mother to remove him from school, but this information was not conveyed in a letter or hidden from Edison:
Edison was a poor student. When a schoolmaster called Edison “addled,” his furious mother took him out of the school and proceeded to teach him at home. Edison said many years later, “My mother was the making of me. She was so true, so sure of me, and I felt I had someone to live for, someone I must not disappoint.” At an early age, he showed a fascination for mechanical things and for chemical experiments.
Based on fictitious combinations of various actual slivers of truth, a number of heartwarming tales about the decision to homeschool Edison and his ability to overcome early educational struggles have been spun for a century. On November 19, 2016, the Facebook page “Love What Really Matters” became the latest to follow in that tradition, posting a video (below) based on the text from this reddit post.





The video’s script reads as follows:
One day, as a small child, Thomas Edison came home from school and gave a paper to his mother. He said to her “Mom, my teacher gave this paper to me and told me only you are to read it. What does it say?”
Her eyes welled with tears as she read the letter out loud to her child…
“Your son is a genius. This school is too small for him and doesn’t have good enough teachers to train him. Please teach him yourself.”
Many years after Edison’s mother had died, he became one of the greatest inventors of the century.
One day he was going through a closet and he found the folded letter that his old teacher wrote his Mother that day. He opened it…
The message written on the letter was “Your son is mentally deficient. We cannot let him attend our school anymore. He is expelled.”
Edison became emotional reading it and then wrote in his diary:
“Thomas A. Edison was a mentally deficient child whose mother turned him into the genius of the Century.”
A positive word of encouragement can help change anyone’s destiny.

The veracity of this version of events, however, is belied by the actual account given by Thomas Edison himself in a rare interview to a long-extinct newspaper and literary journal called T.P’s Weekly that was published on 29 November 1907. This interview is the earliest documented account of the story of his leaving school, and is therefore likely to be the source of the historical fiction regarding his early education:
One day I overheard the teacher tell the inspector that I was “addled” and it would not be worthwhile keeping me in school any longer. I was so hurt by this last straw that I burst out crying and went home and told my mother about it. Then I found out what a good thing a good mother is. She came out as my strong defender. Mother love was aroused, mother pride wounded to the quick. She brought me back to the school and angrily told the teacher that he didn’t know what he was talking about, that I had more brains than he himself, and a lot more talk like that. In fact, she was the most enthusiastic champion a boy ever had, and I determined right then that I would be worthy of her and show her that her confidence was not misplaced.
As his first-person account clearly states, no letter was involved, and Edison was never kept out of the loop of the story for the sake of his already hurt feelings. Edison, one of the most prolific and ingenious inventors of all time, would be homeschooled until he set out on his own at the age of sixteen, openly grateful for his mother’s support and education throughout his life.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Famous People Historical Pictures

 A YOUNG ROBIN WILLIAMS



 ALBERT EINSTEIN RELAXING ON THE BEACH



 AUDREY HEPBURN PLAYING IN THE PARK



 AVA GARDNER AND BURT LANCASTER ON THE BEACH



 BABE RUTH GOES DUCK HUNTING



 BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON AT YALE



 BILL COSBY AT TEMPLE




 BILL GATES’ MUG SHOT



 BRUCE LEE AND JACKIE CHAN IN “ENTER THE DRAGON”



 BRUCE LEE WITH A BEARD




 CLINT EASTWOOD SKATEBOARDING IN ROME




 ELVIS PRESLEY’S FIRST RECORDING SESSION



 FRANK SINATRA ARRESTED FOR ADULTERY



 GANDHI AS A YOUNG ATTORNEY



 GOLDIE HAWN ENJOYING A HAMBURGER



 GRACE KELLY VACATIONING IN JAMAICA



 JACK NICHOLSON, HIGH SCHOOL PROM



 JAMIE FOXX PLAYING HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL



 JENNIFER LAWRENCE AS A HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADER



 JERRY AND BEN STILLER



 JIMMY FALLON’S HIGH SCHOOL HAIRCUT



 JOE BIDEN AT 26



 JOHN F. KENNEDY ONBOARD PT-109



 MAE WEST AT THE PIANO



 MARILYN MONROE, AGE 12



 MCCARTNEY, LENNON, & HARRISON AS WEDDING SINGERS



 MIXED-RACE FILIPINO WOMAN, 1875




 MORGAN FREEMAN ON THE ELECTRIC COMPANY



 PHIL COLLINS ROCKING OUT WITH GENESIS




 ROBERT DOWNEY JR AND MIKE TYSON




 TOMMY LEE JONES, ST. MARK’S SCHOOL OF TEXAS




YOUNG ATHLETE, BRAD PITT (HOLDING BALL)