Men and Women - The Differences

Words with two Meanings





THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.


Male…….... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.


Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.


Male……... Playing cricket without a box.



COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.


Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male…….. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.


Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.


Male........ Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.


Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.


Male………A source of entertainment, self expression, male bonding.


MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.


Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.


Male………. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.


Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.


Male…….. A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND; 


He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.


She said . . . You wear pants don't you?




He said . . .  Shall we try swapping positions tonight?


She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!



He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?


She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!




He said . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?


She said . . . They don't have time



He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?


She said . . . We don't know; it has never happened.





He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?


She said . . . They already have boyfriends.


He said . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?


She said . . . A widow.



He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?


She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. 

                           Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.