YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS - Incredible Magician!!!

Britan's Got Talent

Marc Spelmann

No Votes For This Guy -

Golden Buzzer!!

Knee Exercise for Seniors

MORNING EXERCISE.....GET'S ME GOING. 

In recent years arthritis has caused my knees to stiffen up. To loosen them, every morning for about 4 minutes I do this exercise. It really works! You should try it.
Check it out.

The Dancing Traffic Light

Colorized - PHOTOCHROMES From Early American Photos

This is an incredible collection of tinted photochromes from the dawn of the 19th century hiding away in the Beinecke Rare Books And Manuscript Library. 

Published by the Detroit Photographic (which no longer exists), the firm’s photographers traveled the country snapping the sights of North America to be printed on postcards and sold to the public.

Ocklawaha River, Florida, 1902

Gold’s Curio Store, Santa Fe, New Mexico, circa 1897

Pulpit Terraces from Yellowstone National Park circa 1898. 

They may have changed names to the Travertine terraces.

Glacier Point and South Dome, Yosemite Valley, 1898

The Lobby, Old Faithful Inn, 

Yellowstone Park, ca 1897, still open.

Navaho Woman Weaving a Blanket, 1902

Interior of Corridors, Mission San Juan Capistrano,1906 

(I have been there many many times..evie)

Old Caretaker at Mission San Juan Capistrano, 1897

California grapefruit, 1902

The Arcade, Cleveland, 1901

Glen Afton Spring, near Pen Mar Park, 1903

The Old South Church, Boston, 1900.

The second oldest church building in Boston, built in 1729

St. Charles Street, New Orleans, 1900 

Old French Courtyard, New Orleans, Louisiana, 1903

Circular Bridge, Mt. Lowe Railway 1897-1924. 

It was “the grandest scenic trip on earth - 

champagne and caviar served."

Bright Angel Trail, Grand Canyon, Arizona, c. 1902

The Giant’s Club and Kettle, Green River, Utah, 1898

Crevasse Formation in Illecillewaet Glacier, 

Selkirk Mountains, British Columbia, circa 1902

Pack Trail Ready for Mines, Colorado, 1904

Cliff Palace, Mesa Verde, from the Ruins, 1904. 

The structure built by the Ancestral Puebloans  is located in Mesa Verde

Betsy Ross House, Philadelphia, 1901

The Glory of Azaleas, Magnolia-on-the-Ashley,  South Carolina, 1901

Magnolia Plantation & Gardens, Charleston

Square, Salt Lake, 1898. 

Built as a Mormon temple in 1847,  the Temple is owned by 

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

Salt Air Pavilion, Great Salt Lake, Utah, 1901. 

Burned down in 1925

Box Canyon, Ouray, Colorado, 1904.

Sutro Baths, San Francisco, 1900. Built in 1896. 

The facility burned down in June 1966.

Carmel Bay near Monterey, California, 1900

South View, Hotel del Coronado, California, 1899. 

Still open for business by the sea

Lick Observatory, Mt. Hamilton, California, 1902. 

The world’s first permanently occupied mountain-top observatory

The Cliff House, San Francisco, California. 1899. 

Boasting the best views in San Francisco.

The Boardwalk, Atlantic City, 1900

Home of Rip Van Winkle in Sleepy Hollow, Catskill Mountains, 1902

A Monday washing, New York City, 1900

Super Bowl 39 - That's the way it WAS!

This short video at the start of Super Bowl 39.
Oh how things have changed! GOD Bless America. 

And THIS, my friends, is the way it was. That's a lot to give up in 13 short years.

No pop stars, no vocal show offs, 

just the Star Spangled Banner, the cadets, 

and the US Army Herald Trumpet Corps.

Quips of Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.





Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt


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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain



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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns


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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge


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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain



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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates



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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx



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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe
- Jimmy Durante



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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor



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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine



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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield



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Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan



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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
- Joe Namath



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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope



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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields



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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress
- Will Rogers



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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill



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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out,
fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller



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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal



And the cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.



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Gotta Love The Seniors!!!

Read all the way to the end it's worth it
Who says senior citizens don't wear stylish clothes. Hah!






During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, 

"How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON.
OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :




A short neurological test


1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM





This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.  Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.



Congratulations!

Oh. One more test....
Find the 44th USA President.


Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!





SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS


BAND AIDS


ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS


MEDICAL AIDS


GOVERNMENT AIDS


MOST OF ALL,


MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!

Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.


I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.