Perks of the Senior Set!

Don't  Laugh - It Is All True . . .  
Perks  of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
                  
01   Kidnappers are not very interested in you.  

02.  In a hostage situation you are likely to be released  first.
03.  No one expects you to run--anywhere..
04.  People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05.  People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06.  There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07.  Things you buy now won't wear out.
08.  You can eat supper at 4 pm.
09.  You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10.  You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11.  You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12.  You quit trying to hold your stomach 

         in no matter who walks into the  room.
13.  You sing along with elevator music.
14.  Your eyes won't get much worse.
15.  Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.  Your joints are more accurate meteorologists 

           than the national weather  service.
17.  Your secrets are safe with your friends 

             because they can't remember them either.
18.  Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable  size.
19.  You can't remember who sent you this list.
20.  And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.