5 Nuns In A Bar . . .

5  NUNS  IN A  BAR
   
Sisters Mary Catherine,  Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose  Frances, & Mary Kathleen left  the Convent on  a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.    

It was  hot and humid in town and their Traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.  

Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.   

They, too, came for a cold drink. 

They were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw . . .