Old friends..........

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, 

YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE. 

SO - ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS!

Your kids are becoming you......
but your grandchildren are perfect!

Going out is good....
Coming home is better!

You forget names....
But it's OK because other people
forgot they even knew you!!!

You realize you're never going to be
really good at anything.... especially Golf.

The things you used to care to do,
you no longer care to do,
but you really do care that you don't care
to do them anymore.

You sleep better on a lounge chair
with the TV blaring than in bed.
It's called "pre-sleep".

Don't you miss the days when everything worked
with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch?

You tend to use more 4 letter words
 ... "what?"..."when?"... ???

Now that you can afford expensive jewelry,
it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

You notice everything they sell in
stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

Everybody whispers.....

You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet....
2 of which you will never wear.

But Old is good in some things:
Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!


"It's Not What You Gather,
But What You Scatter
That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived."