THESE FIT SO WELL
THEY SHOULD BE
IN A DICTIONARY
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ADULT
A person who has stopped growing
at both ends - And is now growing
in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR
A place where women curl up and dye.
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are
born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes
and wastes hours.
A body that keeps minutes
and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually
me-deep in conversation.
Someone who is usually
me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half
Cutting money in half
without damaging the paper .
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest Labor
saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES
Something other people have -
Similar to my character lines.
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