These are truly funny . . . I would love to see someone try some of these . . .
26 things to do in an elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space”.
60+ things to do in an Elevator!!
1. MAKE RACE CAR NOISES WHEN ANYONE GETS OFF OR ON.
2. BLOW YOUR NOSE AND OFFER TO SHOW THE CONTENTS TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS.
3. GRIMACE PAINFULLY WHILE SLAPPING YOUR FOREHEAD AND MUTTERING, "SHUT-UP, DANG IT, ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT-UP!"
4. WHISTLE THE FIRST SEVEN NOTES OF "IT'S A SMALL WORLD" INCESSANTLY.
5. SELL GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
6. ON A LONG ELEVATOR RIDE, SWAY SIDE-TO-SIDE AT THE NATURAL FREQUENCY OF THE ELEVATOR
7. SHAVE
8. CRACK OPEN YOUR PURSE OR BRIEFCASE WHILE PEERING INSIDE ASK, "GOT ENOUGH AIR IN THERE?"
9. OFFER NAME TAGS TO EVERYONE GETTING ON THE ELEVATOR. WHERE YOURS UP-SIDE-DOWN.
10. STAND SILENT AND MOTIONLESS IN THE CORNER WITHOUT GETTING OFF.
11. WHEN ARRIVING AT YOUR FLOOR, GRUNT AND STRAIN TO OPEN THE DOORS, AND WHEN THE OPEN MY THEMSELVES, ACT EMBARRASSED.
12. LEAN OVER TO ANOTHER PASSENGER AND WHISPER "NOOGIE PATROL IS COMING"
13. GREET EVERYONE WITH A WARM HANDSHAKE AND ASK THEM TO CALL YOU ADMIRAL.
14. ONE WORD: FLATULENCE!
15. ON THE HIGHEST FLOOR, HOLD THE DOOR OPEN AND DEMAND THAT IT STAY OPEN UNTIL YOU HEAR THE PENNY THAT YOU DROPPED DOWN THE SHAFT GO "PLINK" AT THE BOTTOM.
16. DO TAI CHI EXERCISES
17. STARE, GRINNING AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR A WHILE THEN ANNOUNCE, "I'VE GOT NEW SOCKS ON!"
18. WHEN AT LEAST 8 PEOPLE ARE ON, MOAN FROM THE BACK, "NOT NOW! I'VE GOT MOTION SICKNESS!"
19. GIVE RELIGIOUS TRACTS TO EACH PASSENGER.
20. MEOW OCCASIONALLY
21. BET THE OTHER PASSENGERS YOU CAN FIT A QUARTER IN YOUR NOSE
22. FROWN AND MUTTER, "GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO!" THEN SIGH AND SAY "OOPS"
23. SHOW THE OTHER PASSENGERS A WOUND AND ASK IF IT LOOKS INFECTED.
24. SING "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB" WHILE CONTINUALLY PUSHING BUTTONS.
25. HOLLER "CHUTES AWAY!" WHENEVER THE ELEVATOR DESCENDS
26. WALK ON WITH A COOLER THAT SAYS "HUMAN HEAD" ON THE SIDE.
27. STARE AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR A WHILE THEN ANNOUNCE "YOUR ONE OF THEM!" AND MOVE TO THE FAR CORNER OF THE ELEVATOR
28. BURP AND THEN SAY "MMM... TASTY"
29. LEAVE A BOX BETWEEN THE DOORS.
30. ASK EACH PASSENGER GETTING ON IF YOU CAN PUSH THE BUTTON FOR THEM.
31. WEAR A PUPPET ON YOUR HAND AND TALK TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS THROUGH IT.
32. START A SING ALONG
33. WHEN THE ELEVATOR IS SILENT, LOOK AROUND AND ASK, "IS THAT YOUR BEEPER?"
34. PLAY THE HARMONICA
35. SHADOW BOX
36. SAY "DING" AT EACH FLOOR
37. LEAN AGAINST THE BUTTON PANEL
38. SAY "I WONDER WHAT ALL THESE DO" THEN PUSH ALL THE RED BUTTONS
39. LISTEN TO THE ELEVATOR WALLS WITH A STETHOSCOPE
40. DRAW A LITTLE SQUARE ON THE FLOOR WITH CHALK AND ANNOUNCE THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL SPACE.
41. BRING ALONG A CHAIR
42. TAKE A BITE OF A SANDWICH AND ASK “WANNA SEE WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH?"
43. BLOW SPIT BUBBLES
44. PULL GUM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IN LONG STRINGS
45. ANNOUNCE IN A DEMONIC VOICE, "I MUST FIND A MORE SUITABLE HOST BODY!"
46. CARRY A BLANKET AND CLUTCH IT PROTECTIVELY
47. MAKE EXPLOSION NOISES WHENEVER SOMEONE PUSHES A BUTTON
48. WEAR "X-RAY" AND LEER SUGGESTIVELY AT THE OTHER PASSENGERS
49. STARE AT YOUR THUMB AND EXCLAIM "I THINK IT'S GETTING LARGER!"
50. IF ANYONE BRUSHES AGAINST YOU, RECOIL AND SHOUT "BAD TOUCH!"
51. BRING A WATER PISTOL AND SOAK EVERYONE’S SHOES
52. START BRUSHING OFF INVISIBLE BUGS SCREAMING "AUGHH! GET THEM OFF!"
53. CHALLENGE YOUR NEIGHBOR TO A TIC-TAC-TOE TOURNAMENT
54. LAUGH HYSTERICALLY FOR 5 SECONDS THEN GLARE AT THE OTHER PASSENGERS LIKE THEY ARE CRAZY
55. PAINT FACES WHILE RIDING AND OFFER TO DO IT TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS
56. MAKE CHALK DRAWINGS ON THE WALL
57. AS THE ELEVATOR GOES UP, JUMP VIOLENTLY UP AND DOWN SCREAMING "DOWN! I SAID DOWN!"
58. CROUCH IN A CORNER AND GROWL AT EVERYONE WHO GETS ON
59. TRY TO GET A GAME OF "TWISTER" GOING
60. WRINKLE YOUR NOSE AND SMELL THE AIR REPEATEDLY, SNIFF AT YOUR NEIGHBOR, MAKE A DISGUSTED FROWN, THEN STEP AWAY
Here are some more.
1. CARRY ON A SEE-THROUGH CONTAINER OF SUGAR WITH THE WORD "COCAINE" WRITTEN ON IT.
2. SNIFF THE AIR AND SAY,"DID YOU HEAR THAT?"
3. TOUCH ANOTHER PASSENGER WITH WET HANDS AND SAY,"CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PEE?"
4. TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ON AN ELEVATOR.
5. GO INTO AN ELEVATOR WITH A DOCTERS SUIT ON AND SAY THAT YOU ARE DR Kevorkian’s KID.
6. ACT LIKE A RETARD AND DROOL ON YOUR NEIGHBOR.
7. START EATING YOUR LUNCH ON THE ELEVATOR, WHILE EATING START CHEWING YOUR LUNCH WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN, AND DROP FOOD ON THE GROUND, AND PICK IT UP AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE EATING IT.
8. WHEN YOU GET ON THE ELEVATOR, LOOK UP AT THE CEILING, AND START SLOWLY SPINNING AROUND, THEN WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT YOU ARE DOING SAY,"I'M LOOKING FOR THE BOMB!!!"
9. TWICH YOUR ARMS & LEGS VIOLENTLY, AT DIFFERENT TIMES, THEN PROCEED TO SAY "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT FATTY?"
10. STAND FACING THE CORNER AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE PEEING.
11. IF SOMEONE WALKS ON TO THE ELEVATOR SMOKING A CIGARET, AND HE STANDS NEXT TO YOU, START CAUGING, AND START SCREAMING, "AIR, AIR, I NEED SOME AIR!!!"
12. GO ON TO THE ELEVATO WITH ONE OF THOSE *BOUNCING BALLS* AND START BOUNCING ON PEOPLES FEET. (*the one for little kids, that have a handle on them, they are usually red, and like like a huge kickball.*)
13. BRING IN A HUGE BOOM BOX, AND PLAY COUNTRY MUSIC REALLY LOUD.
14. START STREET DANCING IN THE ELEVATOR.
15. BRING FAKE VOMIT, AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO HURL ON TO SOMEONES SHOES THEN, POOR ALL OF THE FAKE VOMIT ON TO THEIR SHOES.
16. HAVE A LITTLE MINI WAR IN THE ELEVATOR WITH YOUR FRIEND, WITH CAP GUNS.
17. ANNOUNCE TO ALL PASSENGERS, "I'M SURE YOU ALL ARE WONDERING WHY I CALLED YOU HERE..."
26 things to do in an elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space”.
60+ things to do in an Elevator!!
1. MAKE RACE CAR NOISES WHEN ANYONE GETS OFF OR ON.
2. BLOW YOUR NOSE AND OFFER TO SHOW THE CONTENTS TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS.
3. GRIMACE PAINFULLY WHILE SLAPPING YOUR FOREHEAD AND MUTTERING, "SHUT-UP, DANG IT, ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT-UP!"
4. WHISTLE THE FIRST SEVEN NOTES OF "IT'S A SMALL WORLD" INCESSANTLY.
5. SELL GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
6. ON A LONG ELEVATOR RIDE, SWAY SIDE-TO-SIDE AT THE NATURAL FREQUENCY OF THE ELEVATOR
7. SHAVE
8. CRACK OPEN YOUR PURSE OR BRIEFCASE WHILE PEERING INSIDE ASK, "GOT ENOUGH AIR IN THERE?"
9. OFFER NAME TAGS TO EVERYONE GETTING ON THE ELEVATOR. WHERE YOURS UP-SIDE-DOWN.
10. STAND SILENT AND MOTIONLESS IN THE CORNER WITHOUT GETTING OFF.
11. WHEN ARRIVING AT YOUR FLOOR, GRUNT AND STRAIN TO OPEN THE DOORS, AND WHEN THE OPEN MY THEMSELVES, ACT EMBARRASSED.
12. LEAN OVER TO ANOTHER PASSENGER AND WHISPER "NOOGIE PATROL IS COMING"
13. GREET EVERYONE WITH A WARM HANDSHAKE AND ASK THEM TO CALL YOU ADMIRAL.
14. ONE WORD: FLATULENCE!
15. ON THE HIGHEST FLOOR, HOLD THE DOOR OPEN AND DEMAND THAT IT STAY OPEN UNTIL YOU HEAR THE PENNY THAT YOU DROPPED DOWN THE SHAFT GO "PLINK" AT THE BOTTOM.
16. DO TAI CHI EXERCISES
17. STARE, GRINNING AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR A WHILE THEN ANNOUNCE, "I'VE GOT NEW SOCKS ON!"
18. WHEN AT LEAST 8 PEOPLE ARE ON, MOAN FROM THE BACK, "NOT NOW! I'VE GOT MOTION SICKNESS!"
19. GIVE RELIGIOUS TRACTS TO EACH PASSENGER.
20. MEOW OCCASIONALLY
21. BET THE OTHER PASSENGERS YOU CAN FIT A QUARTER IN YOUR NOSE
22. FROWN AND MUTTER, "GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO!" THEN SIGH AND SAY "OOPS"
23. SHOW THE OTHER PASSENGERS A WOUND AND ASK IF IT LOOKS INFECTED.
24. SING "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB" WHILE CONTINUALLY PUSHING BUTTONS.
25. HOLLER "CHUTES AWAY!" WHENEVER THE ELEVATOR DESCENDS
26. WALK ON WITH A COOLER THAT SAYS "HUMAN HEAD" ON THE SIDE.
27. STARE AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR A WHILE THEN ANNOUNCE "YOUR ONE OF THEM!" AND MOVE TO THE FAR CORNER OF THE ELEVATOR
28. BURP AND THEN SAY "MMM... TASTY"
29. LEAVE A BOX BETWEEN THE DOORS.
30. ASK EACH PASSENGER GETTING ON IF YOU CAN PUSH THE BUTTON FOR THEM.
31. WEAR A PUPPET ON YOUR HAND AND TALK TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS THROUGH IT.
32. START A SING ALONG
33. WHEN THE ELEVATOR IS SILENT, LOOK AROUND AND ASK, "IS THAT YOUR BEEPER?"
34. PLAY THE HARMONICA
35. SHADOW BOX
36. SAY "DING" AT EACH FLOOR
37. LEAN AGAINST THE BUTTON PANEL
38. SAY "I WONDER WHAT ALL THESE DO" THEN PUSH ALL THE RED BUTTONS
39. LISTEN TO THE ELEVATOR WALLS WITH A STETHOSCOPE
40. DRAW A LITTLE SQUARE ON THE FLOOR WITH CHALK AND ANNOUNCE THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL SPACE.
41. BRING ALONG A CHAIR
42. TAKE A BITE OF A SANDWICH AND ASK “WANNA SEE WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH?"
43. BLOW SPIT BUBBLES
44. PULL GUM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IN LONG STRINGS
45. ANNOUNCE IN A DEMONIC VOICE, "I MUST FIND A MORE SUITABLE HOST BODY!"
46. CARRY A BLANKET AND CLUTCH IT PROTECTIVELY
47. MAKE EXPLOSION NOISES WHENEVER SOMEONE PUSHES A BUTTON
48. WEAR "X-RAY" AND LEER SUGGESTIVELY AT THE OTHER PASSENGERS
49. STARE AT YOUR THUMB AND EXCLAIM "I THINK IT'S GETTING LARGER!"
50. IF ANYONE BRUSHES AGAINST YOU, RECOIL AND SHOUT "BAD TOUCH!"
51. BRING A WATER PISTOL AND SOAK EVERYONE’S SHOES
52. START BRUSHING OFF INVISIBLE BUGS SCREAMING "AUGHH! GET THEM OFF!"
53. CHALLENGE YOUR NEIGHBOR TO A TIC-TAC-TOE TOURNAMENT
54. LAUGH HYSTERICALLY FOR 5 SECONDS THEN GLARE AT THE OTHER PASSENGERS LIKE THEY ARE CRAZY
55. PAINT FACES WHILE RIDING AND OFFER TO DO IT TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS
56. MAKE CHALK DRAWINGS ON THE WALL
57. AS THE ELEVATOR GOES UP, JUMP VIOLENTLY UP AND DOWN SCREAMING "DOWN! I SAID DOWN!"
58. CROUCH IN A CORNER AND GROWL AT EVERYONE WHO GETS ON
59. TRY TO GET A GAME OF "TWISTER" GOING
60. WRINKLE YOUR NOSE AND SMELL THE AIR REPEATEDLY, SNIFF AT YOUR NEIGHBOR, MAKE A DISGUSTED FROWN, THEN STEP AWAY
Here are some more.
1. CARRY ON A SEE-THROUGH CONTAINER OF SUGAR WITH THE WORD "COCAINE" WRITTEN ON IT.
2. SNIFF THE AIR AND SAY,"DID YOU HEAR THAT?"
3. TOUCH ANOTHER PASSENGER WITH WET HANDS AND SAY,"CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PEE?"
4. TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ON AN ELEVATOR.
5. GO INTO AN ELEVATOR WITH A DOCTERS SUIT ON AND SAY THAT YOU ARE DR Kevorkian’s KID.
6. ACT LIKE A RETARD AND DROOL ON YOUR NEIGHBOR.
7. START EATING YOUR LUNCH ON THE ELEVATOR, WHILE EATING START CHEWING YOUR LUNCH WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN, AND DROP FOOD ON THE GROUND, AND PICK IT UP AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE EATING IT.
8. WHEN YOU GET ON THE ELEVATOR, LOOK UP AT THE CEILING, AND START SLOWLY SPINNING AROUND, THEN WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT YOU ARE DOING SAY,"I'M LOOKING FOR THE BOMB!!!"
9. TWICH YOUR ARMS & LEGS VIOLENTLY, AT DIFFERENT TIMES, THEN PROCEED TO SAY "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT FATTY?"
10. STAND FACING THE CORNER AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE PEEING.
11. IF SOMEONE WALKS ON TO THE ELEVATOR SMOKING A CIGARET, AND HE STANDS NEXT TO YOU, START CAUGING, AND START SCREAMING, "AIR, AIR, I NEED SOME AIR!!!"
12. GO ON TO THE ELEVATO WITH ONE OF THOSE *BOUNCING BALLS* AND START BOUNCING ON PEOPLES FEET. (*the one for little kids, that have a handle on them, they are usually red, and like like a huge kickball.*)
13. BRING IN A HUGE BOOM BOX, AND PLAY COUNTRY MUSIC REALLY LOUD.
14. START STREET DANCING IN THE ELEVATOR.
15. BRING FAKE VOMIT, AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO HURL ON TO SOMEONES SHOES THEN, POOR ALL OF THE FAKE VOMIT ON TO THEIR SHOES.
16. HAVE A LITTLE MINI WAR IN THE ELEVATOR WITH YOUR FRIEND, WITH CAP GUNS.
17. ANNOUNCE TO ALL PASSENGERS, "I'M SURE YOU ALL ARE WONDERING WHY I CALLED YOU HERE..."
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