PRICELESS

 John Smith started the day early 

having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN)

for 6 am .. While his coffeepot  

(MADE IN CHINA) 

was perking, he shaved 

with his electric razor 

(MADE IN  HONG KONG) 

He put on a dress shirt 

(MADE IN SRI  LANKA), 

designer jeans 

(MADE IN SINGAPORE) 

and tennis shoes 

(MADE IN  KOREA) 

After cooking his breakfast 

in his new electric skillet 

(MADE IN  INDIA) 

he sat down with his calculator 

(MADE IN  MEXICO) 

to see how much he could spend 

today.  After setting his watch 

(MADE IN  TAIWAN) 

to the radio  

(MADE IN INDIA) 

he got in his car  

(MADE IN GERMANY)  

filled it with GAS  

(from Saudi Arabia) 

and continued his search 

for 

a good paying AMERICAN JOB. 

At the end of yet another discouraging

and

fruitless day checking his Computer  

( made in MALAYSIA), 

John decided to relax for a while.  

He put on his sandals  

(MADE IN BRAZIL), 

poured  himself a glass of wine 

(MADE IN FRANCE) 

and turned on his TV  

(MADE IN INDONESIA), 

and then wondered why he can't find 

a good paying job in AMERICA  

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN 

GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

MADE IN KENYA