Saturday, August 15, 2015

Thought You Knew Everything?



The liquid inside young  coconuts can be used as a substitute  for Blood plasma. 
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.  
Oh go ahead ... I'll  wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. 
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching  television.  
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are  fifty (50) years of age or  older. 
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The first product to have a bar code


 was Wrigley's gum. 
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The King of Hearts is the only king


WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE  **********************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive


from each  salad served 
in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.  


(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?) 


(That women are  going in the 'right' direction...?) 
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Apples, not  caffeine,


are more efficient at 
waking you up in the morning. 
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Most dust particles in your   


house are made from


DEAD SKIN ! 


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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

 
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.  
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Walt Disney was afraid  

 OF MICE!  
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PEARLS  DISSOLVE


IN VINEGAR! 
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The three most valuable 



brand names on earth: 
Marlboro, Coca  Cola, and



Budweiser, in that order. 
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


but, not  downstairs. 
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,    


 
and no one knows why.  
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept 
at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid 
airborne particles resulting from the flush.

 (I keep my toothbrush in the  living room now!)  ***************************
And  the best for last.....

 

Turtles can breathe 
through their butts. 




(I know some people like 

that, don't YOU?)  

So....................... 

Remember, 
knowledge is everything,  
so pass it on...... 




and go move your toothbrush! 

And stop folding that darn paper!

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