Wednesday, January 12, 2022

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Well Known Proverbs . . . With First Grade Wisdom!!

An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds.




1.
Don't change horses
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
bug is close.
3.
It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
how?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
7.
No news is
impossible.
8.
A miss is as good as a
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
math.
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust
me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
13.
An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is
not much.
17.
Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
you have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you
see in the picture on the box.
24.
When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than
pregnant.

Johnny Carson's Version of "Who's On First" - SOOOOO FUNNY!


 

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Worldwide Domestic Violence Silent Help Sign







The symbols have grown popular on TikTok since reports emerged of increasing rates of domestic abuse during the pandemic.

  • A missing teenager was rescued after a 911 caller reported she used hand gestures that indicate domestic violence.
  • The 61-year-old man found with the teenager was arrested for unlawful imprisonment and possession of child pornography.

The 16-year-old was found in Kentucky on Thursday after a 911 caller reported that a female passenger riding in the car ahead of them was using the signals, Fox 8 Cleveland reported. According to the Laurel County Sheriff's Office, investigators on the scene found the driver, 61-year-old Herbert Brick, in possession of a photo of the teen engaged in sexual acts.

The teen was first reported missing by her parents in Asheville, North Carolina, on Tuesday, according to the report. Investigators discovered that Brick had driven with the girl to Ohio, though promptly left when relatives of Brick expressed concern about her age and discovered she had been reported missing.

Brick is currently at the Laurel County Correctional Center, where he was arrested for unlawful imprisonment and possession of content showing sexual activity by a minor, Fox8 reported.

Such posts first began to circulate in June 2020 in tandem with reports that found rates of domestic violence increased globally due to coronavirus lockdowns that left many victims trapped inside with their abusers. According to the United Nations, cases of domestic abuse increased by upwards of 20% during lockdowns, part of a disturbing trend the organization called a "shadow pandemic."

In the US, the heightened rate of abuse is increasingly leading to death. Last week, Iowa reported that 17 people died at the hands of domestic violence in 2021, the highest rate the state has reported since 2010, according to Axios.

On TikTok, users have continued to share public service posts in the past year showing how to use the signals, raising awareness that is proving vital to helping victims like the North Carolina teenager.

"I hadn't seen this before... the 'violence at home' signal," wrote one TikTok user in September. "Would only work if we all know about it. It's so important that you watch and share!"

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