“Senior’ Personal Ads:

Some  'Senior' personal ads seen in
''the Villages'' Florida newspapers:
(Who  says seniors don't have a sense of  humor?)   

 

      FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's,  slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching 

for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. 

Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY  NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, 

the ocean, yoga and  meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING  SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth 

seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, 

corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES  OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my 

Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
      
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, 

let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.